MSNBC Shows Off Common Core Geography Skills
Our friends at MSNBC
have recently covered the “crisis” in Eastern Europe, and of course,
how can you cover such a situation without presenting a map of the
surrounding countries? But as some of our older comrades notice,
(including our People’s Director) something’s… a bit off with the
picture. Do you see it? Over to the left there’s a little country called
Czechoslovakia; of course, this country hasn’t actually existed for
over 20 years now.
Our Progressive comrades
have not made a mistake, however; they’re just illustrating their
brilliant expertise in Common Core Geography, where old, worn out ideas
of “borders” and “national identities” are nothing more than the
similarly blasphemous concepts of “freedom” and “individuality”, which
are considered detrimental to our cause.
In
Common Core Geography, we try to expand beyond these limited ideas and
further move towards a global presence. We must pursue greater efforts
to inform the Future Workers of these concepts, after all, some of them
will one day be our Prussian and Yugoslavian ambassadors.
Comrade Sovremennyy, this, of course, involves
Current Geography™, which - like Current Truth™ - is wholly dependent
upon what's good for the Party (first) and the Collective (somewhere
down the list).
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